Hey, Macaroni!

Hi, I'm the local lunchlady. Here's a fragment of the Lunchlady Theme Song,
to the tune of your favorite disco anthem.

Well you can tell by the way I use my spoon
I'm a lunchlady; I serve your food
The kids are loud, the french fries warm,
seems I've dished this stuff since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's ok, you can get another tray --
You just try to understand why we always feed you spam!

CHORUS:

Whether you're a senior,or whether your're a freshman,
You just stay in the line, stay in line.
Smell the cookies bakin, the milkshakes just a-shakin
But you stay in the line,stay in line
Ha ha ha ha stay in line, stay in line
Ha ha ha ha stay in line (dance break)

Here's a sample lunchlady menu:

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

Saturday

Chicken day (And if you wear your chicken suit, you'll be sure to get free birdfood!)
Mexican food (Love thy neighbor? After refried beans?!)
Italian food (Pasghetti and maybe macaroni!)
Hillbilly day (taters and gravy...with some, uhh...meat, or something)
Ribs and shrimp (shrimp soup, shrimp kabobs, shrimp gumbo, boiled shrimp.....)
You should be at home now! Make your own stinkin lunch! (and bring some over for me, while you're at it)

Click here to check out the real menu.

If you have any questions, comments, or other suggestions, e-mail me here.

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Here is a list of some of my favorite web links, with more to be added:

My daughter Shelly's web page (Still under construction)

Nutrition Cafeteria Game

Quaker Granola Bar

NOW Nutrition on the Web -- Site designed for teens

On line dietitian for kids

SPAM! Everyone's favorite potted meat.

Pictures taken from Hubble Space Telescope -- Click on file names to view pictures.

NASA's Home Page

Taco Bell -- Want some?

Auroras -- Images of Celestial Lights

Cookie recipes and much more!